Chuck Muth (Caption Contest)
Our third week running caption contest features Chuck Muth. Recently, Chucky has written two blog posts about yours truly from his Muth’s 1/2 Truths website. He’s also known for his ‘touch of death‘ upon candidates he endorses. He’s famous for attacking other Republicans who are sensible enough not to sign a ‘no tax pledge.’
Here’s a photo of Muth on the phone. Give us your best caption for this picture in the comments below. The winners will be announced next week.
And the winners of last week’s caption contest:
- 1st Place – Marla: ‘Boehner: “With all the golf, pretty soon I’ll be as tan as you.”’
- 2nd Place – George Matthews: “Eric Canter wants me gavel and he called me an oompa loompa.”
- 3rd Place – Mikey: “Maybe if I put this folder over my face, they won’t know it’s me.”
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Justin is the publisher The Nevada View, which has earned the recognition in the Washington Post’s “Best State-Based Political Blogs,” as well as being awarded the “Most Valuable Blogger Award” by the local CBS affiliate in 2011. Justin is also an associate at the Ramirez Group in Las Vegas. Follow him on Twitter @McAffee |
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Hush, the message from the aliens is coming through to my brain. Hang on for the translation.
I looked up your salary at Transparent Nevada and found the kid that mows my lawn is making more. I still want to take your salary away – because anyone employed by the government steals my air.
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Chuck: “Damn, why can’t I get through to any Medicare offices? I can’t afford all these medical expenses.”
“Cows don’t give milk! You have to squeeze it out of ‘em.”
“Lord, I can’t hear you! No New Taxes.”
How much Muth could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Muth?
“I am such an nut that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Seriously, they CAN search my car for fruit and nuts at the CA agricultural checkpoint without MY consent???
“Quit giving me data; my name is ‘Muth’ – NOT ‘math’.”
“Ok, I stuck it in, now what do I do?”
I fully intend to take control of the state. Now send your kickback to my bank account today – or I’ll reform you too.
Yes sir and right away, Mr. Koch
“What did you say God? I should stop abusing my children? You’re breaking up God. I’ll try calling back later.”
“Hello? Webster’s? Yeah, I got a correction for you…”
“Nahhhh, Michael, you’re fine. You have nothing to worry about from J-Mac. I have this covered.”